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Don't code that by hand

A satirical tool for the vibe coding era. Should you write this code yourself, or just vibe it?


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The Vibe Coding Manifesto

We've entered a new era. The old ways of writing every semicolon by hand, of memorizing syntax, of Stack Overflow copy-paste archaeology—they served us well. But now? Now we have context. We have awareness. We have vibes.

Vibe coding isn't about being lazy. It's about recognizing that your value as a developer isn't in typing speed or memorizing array methods. It's in knowing what to build, understanding the problem, and directing the solution. The AI handles the syntax. You handle the semantics.

Your ancestors debugged assembly so you could write Python.
You can vibe code so your descendants can... probably just think at computers.

Usage

When you're about to write code and feel that familiar guilt—"shouldn't I do this myself?"— come here first. Answer honestly. Let the algorithm decide if your ego is getting in the way of shipping.